$5276.91 for backcountry ski gear | Teton Pass Backcountry, Jackson Hole, WY United States | 11/03/08, by Yardsale
For a mere $5276.91, you too can be
a backcountry skier!
You:� 23 years old.� Graduated
from college last spring.� This will be your 1st season as a
bonified ski bum.� You grew up skiing, maybe even as a racer
or on the freestyle team, but now you are free to explore the mountains
on your own. �
Teton Pass:� 23 million years
old.� Fresh powder every day, or so you hear.� Easy
access, no lift tickets, no rules... Pure freedom beckoning (right?).
�
Stagecoach Bar:� 230 dudes.�
23 chicks.� So inevitably, over a game of pool you start
talking about the upcoming ski season and how you are going to kick ass
at the pass.� Your friend Johnny, who has been in Jackson for
a solid 8 months now, asks what your backcountry set-up will
be.�� You're thinking of getting a pair of custom
made Igneous skis, and you've heard good things about Dynafit
bindings.� (Are they strong enough to withstand the landing
when you drop that 50 foot cliff?) And of course you'll need some
avalanche gear and a new pack. �
Your job:� Well,
you're not exactly sure yet what you'll be doing, but you have some
good options.� Work at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort for
$7/hour.� Find a job bussing tables for at least $5/hour +
tips.� Work at a gear shop- $10/hour + pro deals, but the full
time hours will cut into ski time...� Probable monthly income
after taxes and rent:� $600/month.
�
Wilson Backcountry Sports:� Johnny
meets you at the gear store to help you get some essential AT
gear.� After about an hour of shopping, you head to the check
out with the best gear you could
find:
Avalanche Beacon:
|
Mammut
Pulse Barryvox |
$449.99
|
| Avalanche Probe: |
Black
Diamond QuickDraw Carbon Fiber 230 Probe |
�$64.99 |
| Avalanche Shovel: |
Black
Diamond Deploy 7
|
�$65.99 |
| AT
Bindings: |
Fritschi Freeride Plus |
�$425.00 |
Backcountry Ski Poles:
|
Black
Diamond Carbon Flicklock |
�$99.00 |
| Backcountry Ski Skins: |
Black
Diamond Ascension STS
|
�$170.00 |
| Ski
Backpack: |
Black
Diamond Anarchist 32L w/ Avalung |
�$269.99 |
| AT
boots: |
Garmont
Endorphin |
�$729.99 |
| Backcountry Skis: |
Igneous
|
�$1600 |
Total Cost:� $3874.91 + $155 tax =
$4029.91
As you were entering into the state of
shock, the cashier started talking to you about how you really should
sign up for a Level 1 avalanche class (American Avalanche Institute,
$200) and that you really need a snow saw (Black Diamond, $45) and
Slope Meter (Backcountry Access, $30).� Do you have an
emergency bivy (Adventure Medical Kits, $12)?� Clif bars ($3
each)? Hand warmers ($2 each)? Hydration bladder ($20)?�
Winter hydration sleeve ($20)? What about lightweight, breathable ski
pants ($300)?� Down jacket ($400)?� Electronic boot
heaters ($180)?
New total, including the avalanche
class:� $5276.91Yeah, so...
about that job that pays $7/hour.� Isn't backcountry skiing
supposed to be the cheap alternative to lift access???� If you
are like most people in this situation, you'll just hand the credit
card to the cashier and convince your parents to pay it off
later...� Or maybe you have a trust fund and it's no big deal.
Let's assume though that you actually have some
financial good sense and you realize that there is no chance in hell
you'll be able to afford such a dramatic investment with your current
salary.� Halt all purchases and go back to square
one:� What does a true dirtbag skibum [you...] actually need to
get out into the backcountry? Here are my
suggestions:
Avalanche Beacon:
|
Backcountry Access Tracker |
$289.95
|
| Avalanche Probe: |
Ortovox
240 Economic Probe
|
�$40.00 |
| Avalanche Shovel: |
Voile
XLM
|
�$40.00 |
| AT
Bindings: |
Buy
used demo skis with AT bindings |
$700.00 |
Backcountry Ski Poles:
|
Use
your alpine poles |
�------- |
| Backcountry Ski Skins: |
Climbingskinsdirect.com
|
�$120.00 |
| Ski
Backpack: |
Use
your schoolbag or buy something at goodwill |
�-------- |
| AT
boots: |
Demo
Boots from last season |
�$400.00 |
New Total
$1589.95 + $367 for an Avalanche Class and basic survival gear =
$1956.95Now you'll only have to work
about 300 hours at the resort in order to pay the bill! (Are there even
300 working hours in the season?)� Based on your probable
monthly income you'll have about $-1,400 for food and partying this
month.� It'll all work out, no worries.
By
the way, I just got a message from your dad.� He wants me to
tell you that he has a job all lined up for you in New York.�
Benefits include minimal healthcare, free travel to Iowa every week, a
401k and a parking spot in the far lot.� You'll only have to
work about 85 hours each week and pretend that you enjoy
golfing.� I'm sure you'll rush home for such a great
opportunity!�
Or if New York is not your
calling, you'll find a way to pay for the gear...� See you out
on the pass!
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